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Book Eight

BANQUET IN THE HOUSE OF ALCINOUS. THE GAMES.

Butler used the Roman names common in his day, and we have restored the Greek ones Homer used, so this is Odysseus and Athena rather than Ulysses and Minerva.

Butler's translation is unabridged. His text is the 1900 revision, checked against an independent transcription of the 1898 printing, which found three errors and corrected them.

The classic translation · 1

Now when the child of morning, rosy-fingered Dawn, appeared, Alcinous and Odysseus both rose, and Alcinous led the way to the Phaeacian place of assembly, which was near the ships. When they got there they sat down side by side on a seat of polished stone, while Athena took the form of one of Alcinous’ servants, and went round the town in order to help Odysseus to get home. She went up to the citizens, man by man, and said, “Aldermen and town councillors of the Phaeacians, come to the assembly all of you and listen to the stranger who has just come off a long voyage to the house of King Alcinous; he looks like an immortal god.”

Plain English · 1

When Dawn, the rosy-fingered child of morning, appeared, Alcinous and Odysseus both got up, and Alcinous led the way to the Phaeacian meeting place, which was near the ships. When they got there they sat down side by side on a bench of polished stone. Meanwhile Athena took the shape of one of Alcinous's servants and went round the town, to help Odysseus get home. She went up to the citizens one by one. "Leading men of the Phaeacians," she said, "come to the meeting, all of you, and hear the stranger who has just come off a long voyage to the house of King Alcinous. He looks like an immortal god."

The classic translation · 2

With these words she made them all want to come, and they flocked to the assembly till seats and standing room were alike crowded. Every one was struck with the appearance of Odysseus, for Athena had beautified him about the head and shoulders, making him look taller and stouter than he really was, that he might impress the Phaeacians favourably as being a very remarkable man, and might come off well in the many trials of skill to which they would challenge him. Then, when they were got together, Alcinous spoke:

Plain English · 2

That made them all want to come, and they flocked to the meeting until the seats and the standing room were both crowded. Everyone was struck by the look of Odysseus. Athena had beautified him about the head and shoulders, and made him look taller and stronger than he really was. She did it so that the Phaeacians would think well of him as a remarkable man, and so that he would do himself credit in the many trials of skill they would challenge him to. Then, when they were all gathered, Alcinous spoke:

The classic translation · 3

“Hear me,” said he, “aldermen and town councillors of the Phaeacians, that I may speak even as I am minded. This stranger, whoever he may be, has found his way to my house from somewhere or other either East or West. He wants an escort and wishes to have the matter settled. Let us then get one ready for him, as we have done for others before him; indeed, no one who ever yet came to my house has been able to complain of me for not speeding him on his way soon enough. Let us draw a ship into the sea—one that has never yet made a voyage—and man her with two and fifty of our smartest young sailors. Then when you have made fast your oars each by his own seat, leave the ship and come to my house to prepare a feast. I will find you in everything. I am giving these instructions to the young men who will form the crew, for as regards you aldermen and town councillors, you will join me in entertaining our guest in the cloisters. I can take no excuses, and we will have Demodocus to sing to us; for there is no bard like him whatever he may choose to sing about.”

Plain English · 3

"Hear me, leading men of the Phaeacians, and let me say what is on my mind. This stranger, whoever he is, has found his way to my house from somewhere, east or west. He wants an escort, and he wants the matter settled. So let us get one ready for him, as we have for others before him. Nobody who ever came to my house has been able to complain that I was slow about speeding him on his way. Let us draw a ship down to the sea, one that has never made a voyage yet, and man her with fifty-two of our smartest young sailors. Then, when you have lashed your oars each by his own seat, leave the ship and come to my house to get a feast ready. I will provide everything. These instructions are for the young men who will make up the crew. As for you leading men, you will join me in entertaining our guest in the covered walkway. I will take no excuses. And we will have Demodocus to sing to us. There is no singer like him, whatever he chooses to sing about."

The classic translation · 4

Alcinous then led the way, and the others followed after, while a servant went to fetch Demodocus. The fifty-two picked oarsmen went to the sea shore as they had been told, and when they got there they drew the ship into the water, got her mast and sails inside her, and bound the oars to the thole-pins with twisted thongs of leather, all in due course, and spread the white sails aloft. They moored the vessel a little way out from land, and then came on shore and went to the house of King Alcinous. The out houses, yards, and all the precincts were filled with crowds of men in great multitudes both old and young; and Alcinous killed them a dozen sheep, eight full grown pigs, and two oxen. These they skinned and dressed so as to provide a magnificent banquet.

Plain English · 4

Alcinous led the way and the others followed, while a servant went to fetch Demodocus. The fifty-two picked oarsmen went down to the shore as they had been told. When they got there they dragged the ship into the water, got her mast and sails aboard, lashed the oars to their pins with twisted leather thongs, all in good order, and spread the white sails aloft. They moored the ship a little way off shore, then came back to land and went to the house of King Alcinous. The outhouses, the yards and the whole grounds were packed with crowds of men, old and young. Alcinous killed them a dozen sheep, eight full-grown pigs and two oxen. These they skinned and dressed, and made a magnificent banquet of them.

The classic translation · 5

A servant presently led in the famous bard Demodocus, whom the muse had dearly loved, but to whom she had given both good and evil, for though she had endowed him with a divine gift of song, she had robbed him of his eyesight. Pontonous set a seat for him among the guests, leaning it up against a bearing-post. He hung the lyre for him on a peg over his head, and showed him where he was to feel for it with his hands. He also set a fair table with a basket of victuals by his side, and a cup of wine from which he might drink whenever he was so disposed.

Plain English · 5

Presently a servant led in the famous singer Demodocus. The Muse had loved him dearly, but she had given him good and evil together. She had given him the divine gift of song. She had taken his eyesight away. Pontonous set a chair for him among the guests, leaning it against a pillar. He hung the lyre on a peg over his head, and showed him where to reach for it with his hands. He set a good table beside him too, with a basket of food, and a cup of wine to drink whenever he wanted it.

The classic translation · 6

The company then laid their hands upon the good things that were before them, but as soon as they had had enough to eat and drink, the muse inspired Demodocus to sing the feats of heroes, and more especially a matter that was then in the mouths of all men, to wit, the quarrel between Odysseus and Achilles, and the fierce words that they heaped on one another as they sat together at a banquet. But Agamemnon was glad when he heard his chieftains quarrelling with one another, for Apollo had foretold him this at Pytho when he crossed the stone floor to consult the oracle. Here was the beginning of the evil that by the will of Zeus fell both upon Achaeans and Trojans.

Plain English · 6

Then the company reached for the good things in front of them. As soon as they had eaten and drunk enough, the Muse moved Demodocus to sing about the deeds of heroes. He sang of something that was on everybody's lips just then: the quarrel between Odysseus and Achilles, and the fierce words they threw at each other as they sat together at a banquet. But Agamemnon was glad to hear his chieftains quarreling. Apollo had foretold it to him at Pytho, when he crossed the stone floor to consult the oracle. That was the beginning of the evil that fell, by the will of Zeus, on Achaeans and Trojans alike.

The classic translation · 7

Thus sang the bard, but Odysseus drew his purple mantle over his head and covered his face, for he was ashamed to let the Phaeacians see that he was weeping. When the bard left off singing he wiped the tears from his eyes, uncovered his face, and, taking his cup, made a drink-offering to the gods; but when the Phaeacians pressed Demodocus to sing further, for they delighted in his lays, then Odysseus again drew his mantle over his head and wept bitterly. No one noticed his distress except Alcinous, who was sitting near him, and heard the heavy sighs that he was heaving. So he at once said, “Aldermen and town councillors of the Phaeacians, we have had enough now, both of the feast, and of the minstrelsy that is its due accompaniment; let us proceed therefore to the athletic sports, so that our guest on his return home may be able to tell his friends how much we surpass all other nations as boxers, wrestlers, jumpers, and runners.”

Plain English · 7

So the singer sang. But Odysseus drew his purple cloak over his head and covered his face. He was ashamed to let the Phaeacians see him weeping. When the singer stopped, Odysseus wiped the tears from his eyes, uncovered his face, took his cup, and poured a drink-offering to the gods. But when the Phaeacians pressed Demodocus to sing on, because they delighted in his songs, Odysseus drew his cloak over his head again and wept bitterly. Nobody noticed his distress except Alcinous, who was sitting near him and heard the heavy sighs he was heaving. So he said at once, "Leading men of the Phaeacians, we have had enough now, both of the feast and of the music that goes with it. Let us go on to the games, so that our guest can tell his friends when he gets home how far we surpass every other nation as boxers, wrestlers, jumpers and runners."

The classic translation · 8

With these words he led the way, and the others followed after. A servant hung Demodocus’s lyre on its peg for him, led him out of the cloister, and set him on the same way as that along which all the chief men of the Phaeacians were going to see the sports; a crowd of several thousands of people followed them, and there were many excellent competitors for all the prizes. Acroneos, Ocyalus, Elatreus, Nauteus, Prymneus, Anchialus, Eretmeus, Ponteus, Proreus, Thoon, Anabesineus, and Amphialus son of Polyneus son of Tecton. There was also Euryalus son of Naubolus, who was like Ares himself, and was the best looking man among the Phaeacians except Laodamas. Three sons of Alcinous, Laodamas, Halios, and Clytoneus, competed also.

Plain English · 8

With that he led the way, and the others followed. A servant hung Demodocus's lyre on its peg for him and led him out of the covered walkway. He set him on the same road the chief men of the Phaeacians were taking to see the sports. A crowd of several thousand people followed them, and there were plenty of good competitors for all the prizes. Acroneos, Ocyalus, Elatreus, Nauteus, Prymneus, Anchialus, Eretmeus, Ponteus, Proreus, Thoon, Anabesineus, and Amphialus, son of Polyneus, son of Tecton. There was Euryalus too, son of Naubolus, who was like Ares himself, and was the best-looking man among the Phaeacians except Laodamas. Three sons of Alcinous competed as well: Laodamas, Halios and Clytoneus.

The classic translation · 9

The foot races came first. The course was set out for them from the starting post, and they raised a dust upon the plain as they all flew forward at the same moment. Clytoneus came in first by a long way; he left every one else behind him by the length of the furrow that a couple of mules can plough in a fallow field. They then turned to the painful art of wrestling, and here Euryalus proved to be the best man. Amphialus excelled all the others in jumping, while at throwing the disc there was no one who could approach Elatreus. Alcinous’s son Laodamas was the best boxer, and he it was who presently said, when they had all been diverted with the games, “Let us ask the stranger whether he excels in any of these sports; he seems very powerfully built; his thighs, calves, hands, and neck are of prodigious strength, nor is he at all old, but he has suffered much lately, and there is nothing like the sea for making havoc with a man, no matter how strong he is.”

Plain English · 9

The foot races came first. The course was marked out from the starting post, and they raised a cloud of dust on the plain as they all flew forward together. Clytoneus came in first by a long way. He left everyone else behind by the length of a furrow that a pair of mules can plow in a field. Then they turned to the painful art of wrestling, and there Euryalus proved the best man. Amphialus beat everyone at jumping, and at throwing the discus nobody could come near Elatreus. Alcinous's son Laodamas was the best boxer. When they had all had their fill of the games, it was he who said, "Let us ask the stranger whether he is any good at these sports. He looks very powerfully built. His thighs, his calves, his hands and his neck are enormously strong, and he is not old either. But he has suffered a great deal lately, and there is nothing like the sea for wearing a man down, however strong he is."

The classic translation · 10

“You are quite right, Laodamas,” replied Euryalus, “go up to your guest and speak to him about it yourself.”

Plain English · 10

"You are quite right, Laodamas," Euryalus answered. "Go up to your guest and speak to him about it yourself."

The classic translation · 11

When Laodamas heard this he made his way into the middle of the crowd and said to Odysseus, “I hope, Sir, that you will enter yourself for some one or other of our competitions if you are skilled in any of them—and you must have gone in for many a one before now. There is nothing that does any one so much credit all his life long as the showing himself a proper man with his hands and feet. Have a try therefore at something, and banish all sorrow from your mind. Your return home will not be long delayed, for the ship is already drawn into the water, and the crew is found.”

Plain English · 11

When Laodamas heard that, he made his way into the middle of the crowd and said to Odysseus, "I hope, sir, that you will enter for one or other of our competitions, if you are any good at them. You must have gone in for a good many before now. There is nothing that does a man so much credit, all his life long, as showing himself a proper man with his hands and feet. Have a go at something, then, and put your sorrow out of your mind. You will not be kept from going home much longer. The ship is already in the water and the crew is found."

The classic translation · 12

Odysseus answered, “Laodamas, why do you taunt me in this way? my mind is set rather on cares than contests; I have been through infinite trouble, and am come among you now as a suppliant, praying your king and people to further me on my return home.”

Plain English · 12

Odysseus answered, "Laodamas, why are you taunting me like this? My mind is on my troubles rather than on contests. I have been through endless hardship, and I have come among you now as a man asking for help, begging your king and your people to send me home."

The classic translation · 13

Then Euryalus reviled him outright and said, “I gather, then, that you are unskilled in any of the many sports that men generally delight in. I suppose you are one of those grasping traders that go about in ships as captains or merchants, and who think of nothing but of their outward freights and homeward cargoes. There does not seem to be much of the athlete about you.”

Plain English · 13

Then Euryalus insulted him outright. "I gather," he said, "that you are no good at any of the many sports men generally enjoy. I suppose you are one of those grasping traders who go about in ships as captains or merchants, and think of nothing but their cargo out and their cargo home. There does not seem to be much of the athlete about you."

The classic translation · 14

“For shame, Sir,” answered Odysseus, fiercely, “you are an insolent fellow—so true is it that the gods do not grace all men alike in speech, person, and understanding. One man may be of weak presence, but heaven has adorned this with such a good conversation that he charms every one who sees him; his honeyed moderation carries his hearers with him so that he is leader in all assemblies of his fellows, and wherever he goes he is looked up to. Another may be as handsome as a god, but his good looks are not crowned with discretion. This is your case. No god could make a finer looking fellow than you are, but you are a fool. Your ill-judged remarks have made me exceedingly angry, and you are quite mistaken, for I excel in a great many athletic exercises; indeed, so long as I had youth and strength, I was among the first athletes of the age. Now, however, I am worn out by labour and sorrow, for I have gone through much both on the field of battle and by the waves of the weary sea; still, in spite of all this I will compete, for your taunts have stung me to the quick.”

Plain English · 14

"Shame on you, sir," Odysseus answered fiercely. "You are an insolent fellow. It is true enough that the gods do not favor every man alike in speech, in person and in understanding. One man may be poor to look at, but heaven has given him such good conversation that he charms everyone who sees him. His honeyed good sense carries his hearers along with him, so that he leads every gathering of his fellows, and wherever he goes he is looked up to. Another may be as handsome as a god, and have no sense to crown his good looks. That is your case. No god could make a finer-looking fellow than you are, and you are a fool. Your ill-judged remarks have made me extremely angry, and you are quite wrong. I am good at a great many athletic exercises. As long as I had my youth and my strength, I was among the best athletes of the day. Now I am worn out with hard work and sorrow. I have been through a great deal, on the battlefield and on the weary waves of the sea. But in spite of all that I will compete, because your taunts have stung me to the quick."

The classic translation · 15

So he hurried up without even taking his cloak off, and seized a disc, larger, more massive and much heavier than those used by the Phaeacians when disc-throwing among themselves. Then, swinging it back, he threw it from his brawny hand, and it made a humming sound in the air as he did so. The Phaeacians quailed beneath the rushing of its flight as it sped gracefully from his hand, and flew beyond any mark that had been made yet. Athena, in the form of a man, came and marked the place where it had fallen. “A blind man, Sir,” said she, “could easily tell your mark by groping for it—it is so far ahead of any other. You may make your mind easy about this contest, for no Phaeacian can come near to such a throw as yours.”

Plain English · 15

So he hurried up without even taking his cloak off, and seized a discus that was bigger, more solid and much heavier than the ones the Phaeacians used when they threw among themselves. Then he swung it back and threw it from his brawny hand, and it hummed in the air as it went. The Phaeacians ducked under the rush of its flight as it sped gracefully out of his hand, and it flew beyond every mark that had been made so far. Athena, in the shape of a man, came and marked the place where it had fallen. "A blind man could find your mark by feeling for it, sir," she said. "It is so far ahead of any of the others. You may set your mind at rest about this contest. No Phaeacian can come anywhere near a throw like that."

The classic translation · 16

Odysseus was glad when he found he had a friend among the lookers-on, so he began to speak more pleasantly. “Young men,” said he, “come up to that throw if you can, and I will throw another disc as heavy or even heavier. If anyone wants to have a bout with me let him come on, for I am exceedingly angry; I will box, wrestle, or run, I do not care what it is, with any man of you all except Laodamas, but not with him because I am his guest, and one cannot compete with one’s own personal friend. At least I do not think it a prudent or a sensible thing for a guest to challenge his host’s family at any game, especially when he is in a foreign country. He will cut the ground from under his own feet if he does; but I make no exception as regards any one else, for I want to have the matter out and know which is the best man. I am a good hand at every kind of athletic sport known among mankind. I am an excellent archer. In battle I am always the first to bring a man down with my arrow, no matter how many more are taking aim at him alongside of me. Philoctetes was the only man who could shoot better than I could when we Achaeans were before Troy and in practice. I far excel every one else in the whole world, of those who still eat bread upon the face of the earth, but I should not like to shoot against the mighty dead, such as Hercules, or Eurytus the Oechalian—men who could shoot against the gods themselves. This in fact was how Eurytus came prematurely by his end, for Apollo was angry with him and killed him because he challenged him as an archer. I can throw a dart farther than any one else can shoot an arrow. Running is the only point in respect of which I am afraid some of the Phaeacians might beat me, for I have been brought down very low at sea; my provisions ran short, and therefore I am still weak.”

Plain English · 16

Odysseus was glad to find he had a friend among the onlookers, so he began to speak more pleasantly. "Young men," he said, "come up to that throw if you can, and I will throw another discus as heavy, or heavier still. If anyone wants a bout with me, let him come on. I am extremely angry. I will box, or wrestle, or run, I do not care which, with any man of you except Laodamas. Not with him, because I am his guest, and a man cannot compete against a personal friend. At least I do not think it prudent or sensible for a guest to challenge his host's family at any game, especially when he is in a foreign country. He cuts the ground from under his own feet if he does. But I make no exception for anyone else. I want to have the matter out and find out who is the better man. I am a good hand at every kind of sport known to mankind. I am an excellent archer. In battle I am always the first to bring a man down with my arrow, however many others are taking aim at him alongside me. Philoctetes was the only man who could shoot better than I could, when we Achaeans were at Troy and in practice. I am far ahead of anyone else in the whole world, of those who still eat bread on the face of the earth. But I would not care to shoot against the mighty dead, against men like Hercules, or Eurytus of Oechalia, who could shoot against the gods themselves. That in fact was how Eurytus came to his end early. Apollo was angry with him and killed him, because he challenged him as an archer. I can throw a spear further than anyone else can shoot an arrow. Running is the only thing where I am afraid some of the Phaeacians might beat me. I have been brought very low at sea. My provisions ran short, and I am still weak."

The classic translation · 17

They all held their peace except King Alcinous, who began, “Sir, we have had much pleasure in hearing all that you have told us, from which I understand that you are willing to show your prowess, as having been displeased with some insolent remarks that have been made to you by one of our athletes, and which could never have been uttered by any one who knows how to talk with propriety. I hope you will apprehend my meaning, and will explain to any one of your chief men who may be dining with yourself and your family when you get home, that we have an hereditary aptitude for accomplishments of all kinds. We are not particularly remarkable for our boxing, nor yet as wrestlers, but we are singularly fleet of foot and are excellent sailors. We are extremely fond of good dinners, music, and dancing; we also like frequent changes of linen, warm baths, and good beds, so now, please, some of you who are the best dancers set about dancing, that our guest on his return home may be able to tell his friends how much we surpass all other nations as sailors, runners, dancers, and minstrels. Demodocus has left his lyre at my house, so run some one or other of you and fetch it for him.”

Plain English · 17

They all held their peace except King Alcinous. "Sir," he began, "we have taken much pleasure in everything you have told us. I understand from it that you are willing to show what you can do, because you were displeased by some insolent remarks one of our athletes made to you. Nobody who knew how to speak properly would ever have uttered them. I hope you will take my meaning, and will explain to any of your own chief men who may be dining with you and your family when you get home, that we have a hereditary gift for accomplishments of every kind. We are not particularly remarkable as boxers, or as wrestlers. But we are extremely fast on our feet, and we are excellent sailors. We are very fond of good dinners, and music, and dancing. We like frequent changes of linen, warm baths and good beds. So now, will some of you who are the best dancers set about dancing, so that our guest can tell his friends when he gets home how far we surpass every other nation as sailors, runners, dancers and singers. Demodocus has left his lyre at my house. Somebody run and fetch it for him."

The classic translation · 18

On this a servant hurried off to bring the lyre from the king’s house, and the nine men who had been chosen as stewards stood forward. It was their business to manage everything connected with the sports, so they made the ground smooth and marked a wide space for the dancers. Presently the servant came back with Demodocus’s lyre, and he took his place in the midst of them, whereon the best young dancers in the town began to foot and trip it so nimbly that Odysseus was delighted with the merry twinkling of their feet.

Plain English · 18

At that a servant hurried off to bring the lyre from the king's house, and the nine men who had been chosen as stewards stood forward. It was their business to manage everything to do with the sports, so they smoothed the ground and marked out a wide space for the dancers. Presently the servant came back with Demodocus's lyre, and Demodocus took his place in the middle of them. Then the best young dancers in the town began to step and trip so nimbly that Odysseus was delighted with the merry twinkling of their feet.

The classic translation · 19

Meanwhile the bard began to sing the loves of Ares and Aphrodite, and how they first began their intrigue in the house of Hephaestus. Ares made Aphrodite many presents, and defiled King Hephaestus’s marriage bed, so the sun, who saw what they were about, told Hephaestus. Hephaestus was very angry when he heard such dreadful news, so he went to his smithy brooding mischief, got his great anvil into its place, and began to forge some chains which none could either unloose or break, so that they might stay there in that place. When he had finished his snare he went into his bedroom and festooned the bed-posts all over with chains like cobwebs; he also let many hang down from the great beam of the ceiling. Not even a god could see them so fine and subtle were they. As soon as he had spread the chains all over the bed, he made as though he were setting out for the fair state of Lemnos, which of all places in the world was the one he was most fond of. But Ares kept no blind look out, and as soon as he saw him start, hurried off to his house, burning with love for Aphrodite.

Plain English · 19

Meanwhile the singer began to sing about the love of Ares and Aphrodite, and how they first began their affair in the house of Hephaestus. Ares gave Aphrodite many presents and dishonored King Hephaestus's marriage bed. The sun saw what they were doing and told Hephaestus. Hephaestus was very angry when he heard such dreadful news. He went to his smithy brooding mischief, got his great anvil into place, and began forging chains that nobody could loosen or break, so that the two of them would stay where they were put. When he had finished his snare he went into his bedroom and festooned the bedposts all over with chains like cobwebs. He let many of them hang down from the great beam of the ceiling too. Not even a god could see them, they were so fine and delicate. As soon as he had spread the chains all over the bed, he made as though he were setting off for the fine land of Lemnos, which was his favorite place in all the world. But Ares was keeping a sharp lookout, and as soon as he saw him start he hurried off to the house, burning with love for Aphrodite.

The classic translation · 20

Now Aphrodite was just come in from a visit to her father Zeus, and was about sitting down when Ares came inside the house, and said as he took her hand in his own, “Let us go to the couch of Hephaestus: he is not at home, but is gone off to Lemnos among the Sintians, whose speech is barbarous.”

Plain English · 20

Aphrodite had just come in from a visit to her father Zeus, and was about to sit down when Ares came into the house. He took her hand in his own. "Let us go to the couch of Hephaestus," he said. "He is not at home. He has gone off to Lemnos, among the Sintians, whose speech is barbarous."

The classic translation · 21

She was nothing loth, so they went to the couch to take their rest, whereon they were caught in the toils which cunning Hephaestus had spread for them, and could neither get up nor stir hand or foot, but found too late that they were in a trap. Then Hephaestus came up to them, for he had turned back before reaching Lemnos, when his scout the sun told him what was going on. He was in a furious passion, and stood in the vestibule making a dreadful noise as he shouted to all the gods.

Plain English · 21

She was willing enough, so they went to the couch to take their rest. There they were caught in the snare cunning Hephaestus had spread for them, and could not get up or move hand or foot. They found out too late that they were trapped. Then Hephaestus came up to them. He had turned back before he reached Lemnos, when his scout the sun told him what was going on. He was in a furious temper. He stood in the porch making a dreadful noise as he shouted to all the gods.

The classic translation · 22

“Father Zeus,” he cried, “and all you other blessed gods who live for ever, come here and see the ridiculous and disgraceful sight that I will show you. Zeus’s daughter Aphrodite is always dishonouring me because I am lame. She is in love with Ares, who is handsome and clean built, whereas I am a cripple—but my parents are to blame for that, not I; they ought never to have begotten me. Come and see the pair together asleep on my bed. It makes me furious to look at them. They are very fond of one another, but I do not think they will lie there longer than they can help, nor do I think that they will sleep much; there, however, they shall stay till her father has repaid me the sum I gave him for his baggage of a daughter, who is fair but not honest.”

Plain English · 22

"Father Zeus," he cried, "and all you other blessed gods who live for ever, come here and see the ridiculous, disgraceful sight I am going to show you. Zeus's daughter Aphrodite is always dishonoring me because I am lame. She is in love with Ares, who is handsome and well built, and I am a cripple. But my parents are to blame for that, not I. They should never have had me. Come and see the pair of them asleep together on my bed. It makes me furious to look at them. They are very fond of one another, but I do not think they will lie there any longer than they must, and I do not think they will sleep much either. They shall stay there, though, until her father has paid me back the sum I gave him for his baggage of a daughter, who is fair but not honest."

The classic translation · 23

On this the gods gathered to the house of Hephaestus. Earth-encircling Poseidon came, and Hermes the bringer of luck, and King Apollo, but the goddesses staid at home all of them for shame. Then the givers of all good things stood in the doorway, and the blessed gods roared with inextinguishable laughter, as they saw how cunning Hephaestus had been, whereon one would turn towards his neighbour saying:

Plain English · 23

At that the gods gathered at the house of Hephaestus. Poseidon who circles the earth came, and Hermes the bringer of luck, and King Apollo. But the goddesses all stayed at home for shame. Then the givers of all good things stood in the doorway, and the blessed gods roared with unquenchable laughter as they saw how cunning Hephaestus had been. One would turn to his neighbor and say:

The classic translation · 24

“Ill deeds do not prosper, and the weak confound the strong. See how limping Hephaestus, lame as he is, has caught Ares who is the fleetest god in heaven; and now Ares will be cast in heavy damages.”

Plain English · 24

"Bad deeds do not prosper, and the weak get the better of the strong. See how limping Hephaestus, lame as he is, has caught Ares, the fastest god in heaven. Now Ares will have heavy damages to pay."

The classic translation · 25

Thus did they converse, but King Apollo said to Hermes, “Messenger Hermes, giver of good things, you would not care how strong the chains were, would you, if you could sleep with Aphrodite?”

Plain English · 25

So they talked. But King Apollo said to Hermes, "Messenger Hermes, giver of good things, would you care how strong the chains were, if you could sleep with Aphrodite?"

The classic translation · 26

“King Apollo,” answered Hermes, “I only wish I might get the chance, though there were three times as many chains—and you might look on, all of you, gods and goddesses, but I would sleep with her if I could.”

Plain English · 26

"King Apollo," Hermes answered, "I only wish I might get the chance, though there were three times as many chains. And you might all look on, gods and goddesses together. I would sleep with her if I could."

The classic translation · 27

The immortal gods burst out laughing as they heard him, but Poseidon took it all seriously, and kept on imploring Hephaestus to set Ares free again. “Let him go,” he cried, “and I will undertake, as you require, that he shall pay you all the damages that are held reasonable among the immortal gods.”

Plain English · 27

The immortal gods burst out laughing at that. But Poseidon took it all seriously, and kept begging Hephaestus to set Ares free again. "Let him go," he cried, "and I will guarantee, as you ask, that he pays you all the damages that are held reasonable among the immortal gods."

The classic translation · 28

“Do not,” replied Hephaestus, “ask me to do this; a bad man’s bond is bad security; what remedy could I enforce against you if Ares should go away and leave his debts behind him along with his chains?”

Plain English · 28

"Do not ask me to do that," Hephaestus answered. "A bad man's promise is bad security. What could I do to make you pay, if Ares went off and left his debts behind him along with his chains?"

The classic translation · 29

“Hephaestus,” said Poseidon, “if Ares goes away without paying his damages, I will pay you myself.” So Hephaestus answered, “In this case I cannot and must not refuse you.”

Plain English · 29

"Hephaestus," said Poseidon, "if Ares goes away without paying his damages, I will pay you myself." So Hephaestus answered, "In that case I cannot and must not refuse you."

The classic translation · 30

Thereon he loosed the bonds that bound them, and as soon as they were free they scampered off, Ares to Thrace and laughter-loving Aphrodite to Cyprus and to Paphos, where is her grove and her altar fragrant with burnt offerings. Here the Graces bathed her, and anointed her with oil of ambrosia such as the immortal gods make use of, and they clothed her in raiment of the most enchanting beauty.

Plain English · 30

With that he loosed the chains that held them, and the moment they were free they were off, Ares to Thrace and laughter-loving Aphrodite to Cyprus, to Paphos, where her grove is and her altar fragrant with burnt offerings. There the Graces bathed her and rubbed her with the oil of ambrosia that the immortal gods use, and dressed her in clothes of the most enchanting beauty.

The classic translation · 31

Thus sang the bard, and both Odysseus and the seafaring Phaeacians were charmed as they heard him.

Plain English · 31

So the singer sang, and both Odysseus and the seafaring Phaeacians were charmed as they listened.

The classic translation · 32

Then Alcinous told Laodamas and Halius to dance alone, for there was no one to compete with them. So they took a red ball which Polybus had made for them, and one of them bent himself backwards and threw it up towards the clouds, while the other jumped from off the ground and caught it with ease before it came down again. When they had done throwing the ball straight up into the air they began to dance, and at the same time kept on throwing it backwards and forwards to one another, while all the young men in the ring applauded and made a great stamping with their feet. Then Odysseus said:

Plain English · 32

Then Alcinous told Laodamas and Halius to dance on their own, because there was nobody to compete with them. So they took a red ball that Polybus had made for them. One of them bent right back and threw it up toward the clouds, and the other jumped off the ground and caught it easily before it came down again. When they had finished throwing the ball straight up in the air, they began to dance. They threw it back and forth to each other as they danced, while all the young men in the ring applauded and stamped their feet. Then Odysseus said:

The classic translation · 33

“King Alcinous, you said your people were the nimblest dancers in the world, and indeed they have proved themselves to be so. I was astonished as I saw them.”

Plain English · 33

"King Alcinous, you said your people were the nimblest dancers in the world, and they have proved it. I was astonished as I watched them."

The classic translation · 34

The king was delighted at this, and exclaimed to the Phaeacians, “Aldermen and town councillors, our guest seems to be a person of singular judgement; let us give him such proof of our hospitality as he may reasonably expect. There are twelve chief men among you, and counting myself there are thirteen; contribute, each of you, a clean cloak, a shirt, and a talent of fine gold; let us give him all this in a lump down at once, so that when he gets his supper he may do so with a light heart. As for Euryalus he will have to make a formal apology and a present too, for he has been rude.”

Plain English · 34

The king was delighted at that, and called out to the Phaeacians, "Leading men, our guest seems to be a person of unusual judgment. Let us give him such proof of our hospitality as he may reasonably expect. There are twelve chief men among you, and thirteen counting myself. Let each of you contribute a clean cloak, a shirt, and a weight of fine gold. Let us give him all of it in a lump, at once, so that he can sit down to his supper with a light heart. As for Euryalus, he will have to make a formal apology, and a present too, because he has been rude."

The classic translation · 35

Thus did he speak. The others all of them applauded his saying, and sent their servants to fetch the presents. Then Euryalus said, “King Alcinous, I will give the stranger all the satisfaction you require. He shall have my sword, which is of bronze, all but the hilt, which is of silver. I will also give him the scabbard of newly sawn ivory into which it fits. It will be worth a great deal to him.”

Plain English · 35

So he spoke. They all approved of what he said, and sent their servants to fetch the presents. Then Euryalus said, "King Alcinous, I will give the stranger all the satisfaction you ask. He shall have my sword. It is bronze, all but the hilt, which is silver. I will give him the scabbard too, of newly sawn ivory, that it fits into. It will be worth a great deal to him."

The classic translation · 36

As he spoke he placed the sword in the hands of Odysseus and said, “Good luck to you, father stranger; if anything has been said amiss may the winds blow it away with them, and may heaven grant you a safe return, for I understand you have been long away from home, and have gone through much hardship.”

Plain English · 36

As he spoke he put the sword into the hands of Odysseus. "Good luck to you, father stranger," he said. "If anything has been said amiss, may the winds blow it away with them. May heaven grant you a safe journey home. I understand you have been away a long time and have been through much hardship."

The classic translation · 37

To which Odysseus answered, “Good luck to you too my friend, and may the gods grant you every happiness. I hope you will not miss the sword you have given me along with your apology.”

Plain English · 37

Odysseus answered, "Good luck to you too, my friend, and may the gods grant you every happiness. I hope you will not miss the sword you have given me along with your apology."

The classic translation · 38

With these words he girded the sword about his shoulders and towards sundown the presents began to make their appearance, as the servants of the donors kept bringing them to the house of King Alcinous; here his sons received them, and placed them under their mother’s charge. Then Alcinous led the way to the house and bade his guests take their seats.

Plain English · 38

With that he slung the sword over his shoulders. Toward sundown the presents began to appear, as the servants of the givers brought them to the house of King Alcinous. His sons received them there and put them in their mother's charge. Then Alcinous led the way into the house and told his guests to take their seats.

The classic translation · 39

“Wife,” said he, turning to Queen Arete, “Go, fetch the best chest we have, and put a clean cloak and shirt in it. Also, set a copper on the fire and heat some water; our guest will take a warm bath; see also to the careful packing of the presents that the noble Phaeacians have made him; he will thus better enjoy both his supper and the singing that will follow. I shall myself give him this golden goblet—which is of exquisite workmanship—that he may be reminded of me for the rest of his life whenever he makes a drink offering to Zeus, or to any of the gods.”

Plain English · 39

"Wife," he said, turning to Queen Arete, "go and fetch the best chest we have, and put a clean cloak and shirt in it. Set a copper on the fire too, and heat some water. Our guest will take a warm bath. And see that the presents the noble Phaeacians have made him are carefully packed. He will enjoy both his supper and the singing that follows all the better for it. I shall give him this golden goblet myself. It is of exquisite workmanship, and it will remind him of me for the rest of his life, every time he pours a drink-offering to Zeus or to any of the gods."

The classic translation · 40

Then Arete told her maids to set a large tripod upon the fire as fast as they could, whereon they set a tripod full of bath water on to a clear fire; they threw on sticks to make it blaze, and the water became hot as the flame played about the belly of the tripod. Meanwhile Arete brought a magnificent chest from her own room, and inside it she packed all the beautiful presents of gold and raiment which the Phaeacians had brought. Lastly she added a cloak and a good shirt from Alcinous, and said to Odysseus:

Plain English · 40

Then Arete told her maids to set a large three-legged cauldron on the fire as fast as they could. They set one full of bath water over a clear fire, threw on sticks to make it blaze, and the water grew hot as the flame played round the belly of the cauldron. Meanwhile Arete brought a magnificent chest out of her own room, and packed into it all the beautiful presents of gold and clothing the Phaeacians had brought. Last of all she added a cloak and a good shirt from Alcinous, and said to Odysseus:

The classic translation · 41

“See to the lid yourself, and have the whole bound round at once, for fear any one should rob you by the way when you are asleep in your ship.”

Plain English · 41

"See to the lid yourself, and have the whole thing corded up at once, in case anyone robs you on the way while you are asleep in the ship."

The classic translation · 42

When Odysseus heard this he put the lid on the chest and made it fast with a bond that Circe had taught him. He had hardly done so before an upper servant told him to come to the bath and wash himself. He was very glad of a warm bath, for he had had no one to wait upon him ever since he left the house of Calypso, who as long as he remained with her had taken as good care of him as though he had been a god. When the servants had done washing and anointing him with oil, and had given him a clean cloak and shirt, he left the bath room and joined the guests who were sitting over their wine. Lovely Nausicaa stood by one of the bearing-posts supporting the roof of the cloister, and admired him as she saw him pass. “Farewell stranger,” said she, “do not forget me when you are safe at home again, for it is to me first that you owe a ransom for having saved your life.”

Plain English · 42

When Odysseus heard that, he put the lid on the chest and made it fast with a knot Circe had taught him. He had hardly done so before a senior servant told him to come to the bath and wash. He was very glad of a warm bath. Nobody had waited on him since he left the house of Calypso, who had taken as good care of him all the time he was with her as if he had been a god. When the servants had washed him and rubbed him with oil, and had given him a clean cloak and shirt, he left the bathroom and joined the guests who were sitting over their wine. Lovely Nausicaa stood by one of the pillars that held up the roof of the covered walkway, and admired him as she watched him pass. "Farewell, stranger," she said. "Do not forget me when you are safe at home again. I was the first to save your life, and you owe me for it."

The classic translation · 43

And Odysseus said, “Nausicaa, daughter of great Alcinous, may Zeus the mighty husband of Hera, grant that I may reach my home; so shall I bless you as my guardian angel all my days, for it was you who saved me.”

Plain English · 43

And Odysseus said, "Nausicaa, daughter of great Alcinous, may Zeus, the mighty husband of Hera, grant that I reach my home. Then I shall bless you as my guardian spirit all my days, because it was you who saved me."

The classic translation · 44

When he had said this, he seated himself beside Alcinous. Supper was then served, and the wine was mixed for drinking. A servant led in the favourite bard Demodocus, and set him in the midst of the company, near one of the bearing-posts supporting the cloister, that he might lean against it. Then Odysseus cut off a piece of roast pork with plenty of fat (for there was abundance left on the joint) and said to a servant, “Take this piece of pork over to Demodocus and tell him to eat it; for all the pain his lays may cause me I will salute him none the less; bards are honoured and respected throughout the world, for the muse teaches them their songs and loves them.”

Plain English · 44

When he had said that, he sat down beside Alcinous. Supper was served and the wine was mixed. A servant led in the favorite singer Demodocus and set him in the middle of the company, near one of the pillars of the covered walkway, so that he could lean against it. Then Odysseus cut off a piece of roast pork with plenty of fat on it, because there was plenty left on the joint. "Take this piece of pork over to Demodocus," he said to a servant, "and tell him to eat it. Whatever pain his songs may cause me, I salute him all the same. Singers are honored and respected all over the world, because the Muse teaches them their songs and loves them."

The classic translation · 45

The servant carried the pork in his fingers over to Demodocus, who took it and was very much pleased. They then laid their hands on the good things that were before them, and as soon as they had had enough to eat and drink, Odysseus said to Demodocus, “Demodocus, there is no one in the world whom I admire more than I do you. You must have studied under the Muse, Zeus’s daughter, and under Apollo, so accurately do you sing the return of the Achaeans with all their sufferings and adventures. If you were not there yourself, you must have heard it all from some one who was. Now, however, change your song and tell us of the wooden horse which Epeus made with the assistance of Athena, and which Odysseus got by stratagem into the fort of Troy after freighting it with the men who afterwards sacked the city. If you will sing this tale aright I will tell all the world how magnificently heaven has endowed you.”

Plain English · 45

The servant carried the pork over in his fingers to Demodocus, who took it and was very pleased. Then they reached for the good things in front of them. As soon as they had had enough to eat and drink, Odysseus spoke to the singer. "Demodocus, there is nobody in the world I admire more than you. You must have studied under the Muse, the daughter of Zeus, and under Apollo, you sing the return of the Achaeans so exactly, with all their sufferings and adventures. If you were not there yourself, you must have heard it all from somebody who was. Now, though, change your song and tell us about the wooden horse. Epeus made it with Athena's help, and Odysseus got it by a trick into the fortress of Troy, loaded with the men who afterward sacked the city. If you tell that tale properly, I will tell the whole world how magnificently heaven has gifted you."

The classic translation · 46

The bard inspired of heaven took up the story at the point where some of the Achaeans set fire to their tents and sailed away while others, hidden within the horse, were waiting with Odysseus in the Trojan place of assembly. For the Trojans themselves had drawn the horse into their fortress, and it stood there while they sat in council round it, and were in three minds as to what they should do. Some were for breaking it up then and there; others would have it dragged to the top of the rock on which the fortress stood, and then thrown down the precipice; while yet others were for letting it remain as an offering and propitiation for the gods. And this was how they settled it in the end, for the city was doomed when it took in that horse, within which were all the bravest of the Achaeans waiting to bring death and destruction on the Trojans. Anon he sang how the sons of the Achaeans issued from the horse, and sacked the town, breaking out from their ambuscade. He sang how they overran the city hither and thither and ravaged it, and how Odysseus went raging like Ares along with Menelaus to the house of Deiphobus. It was there that the fight raged most furiously, nevertheless by Athena’s help he was victorious.

Plain English · 46

The singer, inspired by heaven, took up the story at the point where some of the Achaeans set fire to their tents and sailed away, while the others, hidden inside the horse, waited with Odysseus in the Trojan meeting place. The Trojans themselves had dragged the horse into their fortress. It stood there while they sat round it and argued, and they were of three minds about what to do. Some were for breaking it up then and there. Others would have had it dragged to the top of the rock the fortress stood on and thrown down the cliff. Others again were for leaving it where it was, as an offering to appease the gods. And that was how they settled it in the end. The city was doomed the moment it took that horse in, with all the bravest of the Achaeans inside it, waiting to bring death and destruction on the Trojans. Then he sang how the sons of the Achaeans came out of the horse and sacked the town, breaking out of their hiding place. He sang how they overran the city this way and that and laid it waste, and how Odysseus went raging like Ares, with Menelaus, to the house of Deiphobus. That was where the fighting raged most furiously, and with Athena's help he won.

The classic translation · 47

All this he told, but Odysseus was overcome as he heard him, and his cheeks were wet with tears. He wept as a woman weeps when she throws herself on the body of her husband who has fallen before his own city and people, fighting bravely in defence of his home and children. She screams aloud and flings her arms about him as he lies gasping for breath and dying, but her enemies beat her from behind about the back and shoulders, and carry her off into slavery, to a life of labour and sorrow, and the beauty fades from her cheeks—even so piteously did Odysseus weep, but none of those present perceived his tears except Alcinous, who was sitting near him, and could hear the sobs and sighs that he was heaving. The king, therefore, at once rose and said:

Plain English · 47

All this he told, and Odysseus was overcome as he listened. His cheeks were wet with tears. He wept as a woman weeps when she throws herself on the body of her husband, who has fallen in front of his own city and his own people, fighting bravely to defend his home and his children. She screams aloud and flings her arms round him as he lies gasping and dying. But her enemies beat her from behind about the back and shoulders, and carry her off into slavery, to a life of hard work and misery, and the beauty goes out of her face. That is how pitifully Odysseus wept. Nobody there noticed his tears except Alcinous, who was sitting near him and could hear the sobs and sighs he was heaving. So the king got up at once and said:

The classic translation · 48

“Aldermen and town councillors of the Phaeacians, let Demodocus cease his song, for there are those present who do not seem to like it. From the moment that we had done supper and Demodocus began to sing, our guest has been all the time groaning and lamenting. He is evidently in great trouble, so let the bard leave off, that we may all enjoy ourselves, hosts and guest alike. This will be much more as it should be, for all these festivities, with the escort and the presents that we are making with so much good will are wholly in his honour, and any one with even a moderate amount of right feeling knows that he ought to treat a guest and a suppliant as though he were his own brother.

Plain English · 48

"Leading men of the Phaeacians, let Demodocus stop his song. There are people here who do not seem to be enjoying it. From the moment we finished supper and Demodocus began to sing, our guest has been groaning and lamenting the whole time. He is plainly in great trouble, so let the singer leave off, and let us all enjoy ourselves, hosts and guest alike. That will be much more as it should be. All these festivities, with the escort and the presents we are making so willingly, are entirely in his honor. Anyone with even a moderate amount of right feeling knows he ought to treat a guest, and a man who comes asking for help, as though he were his own brother.

The classic translation · 49

“Therefore, Sir, do you on your part affect no more concealment nor reserve in the matter about which I shall ask you; it will be more polite in you to give me a plain answer; tell me the name by which your father and mother over yonder used to call you, and by which you were known among your neighbours and fellow-citizens. There is no one, neither rich nor poor, who is absolutely without any name whatever, for people’s fathers and mothers give them names as soon as they are born. Tell me also your country, nation, and city, that our ships may shape their purpose accordingly and take you there. For the Phaeacians have no pilots; their vessels have no rudders as those of other nations have, but the ships themselves understand what it is that we are thinking about and want; they know all the cities and countries in the whole world, and can traverse the sea just as well even when it is covered with mist and cloud, so that there is no danger of being wrecked or coming to any harm. Still I do remember hearing my father say that Poseidon was angry with us for being too easy-going in the matter of giving people escorts. He said that one of these days he should wreck a ship of ours as it was returning from having escorted some one, and bury our city under a high mountain. This is what my father used to say, but whether the god will carry out his threat or no is a matter which he will decide for himself.

Plain English · 49

"So, sir, do not hide anything or hold anything back about what I am going to ask you. It will be more courteous of you to give me a plain answer. Tell me the name your father and mother used to call you at home, and the name you were known by among your neighbors and fellow citizens. There is nobody, rich or poor, who has absolutely no name at all. People's fathers and mothers give them names as soon as they are born. Tell me your country too, your nation and your city, so that our ships can set their course accordingly and take you there. The Phaeacians have no pilots. Our vessels have no rudders, as other nations' ships do. The ships themselves understand what we are thinking and what we want. They know every city and every country in the whole world, and they can cross the sea just as well when it is covered in mist and cloud, so there is no danger of being wrecked or coming to any harm. Still, I do remember hearing my father say that Poseidon was angry with us for being too obliging about giving people escorts. He said that one of these days he would wreck one of our ships as it came back from escorting somebody, and bury our city under a high mountain. That is what my father used to say. Whether the god will carry out his threat or not is a matter he will decide for himself.

The classic translation · 50

“And now, tell me and tell me true. Where have you been wandering, and in what countries have you travelled? Tell us of the peoples themselves, and of their cities—who were hostile, savage and uncivilised, and who, on the other hand, hospitable and humane. Tell us also why you are made so unhappy on hearing about the return of the Achaeans from Troy. The gods arranged all this, and sent them their misfortunes in order that future generations might have something to sing about. Did you lose some brave kinsman of your wife’s when you were before Troy? a son-in-law or father-in-law—which are the nearest relations a man has outside his own flesh and blood? or was it some brave and kindly-natured comrade—for a good friend is as dear to a man as his own brother?”

Plain English · 50

"And now, tell me, and tell me the truth. Where have you been wandering, and what countries have you traveled in? Tell us about the peoples themselves and their cities: who was hostile and savage and wild, and who on the other hand was hospitable and kind. And tell us why the return of the Achaeans from Troy makes you so unhappy to hear about. The gods arranged all of it, and sent them their misfortunes so that future generations would have something to sing about. Did you lose some brave kinsman of your wife's when you were at Troy? A son-in-law, or a father-in-law? Those are the closest relations a man has outside his own flesh and blood. Or was it some brave and kindly comrade? A good friend is as dear to a man as his own brother."

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