The Odyssey in Plain English · Homer · openearbooks.com
Book Four, Part One
THE VISIT TO KING MENELAUS, WHO TELLS HIS STORY.
Butler used the Roman names common in his day, and we have restored the Greek ones Homer used, so this is Odysseus and Athena rather than Ulysses and Minerva.
Butler's translation is unabridged. His text is the 1900 revision, checked against an independent transcription of the 1898 printing, which found three errors and corrected them.
The classic translation · 1
Now when the sun had set and darkness was over the land, they reached the low lying city of Lacedaemon, where they drove straight to the abode of Menelaus and found him in his own house, feasting with his many clansmen in honour of the wedding of his son, and also of his daughter, whom he was marrying to the son of that valiant warrior Achilles. He had given his consent and promised her to him while he was still at Troy, and now the gods were bringing the marriage about; so he was sending her with chariots and horses to the city of the Myrmidons over whom Achilles’ son was reigning. For his only son he had found a bride from Sparta, the daughter of Alector. This son, Megapenthes, was born to him of a bondwoman, for heaven vouchsafed Helen no more children after she had borne Hermione, who was fair as golden Aphrodite herself.
Plain English · 1
The sun had set and darkness lay over the land when they reached Lacedaemon, a city set low among its hills. They drove straight to the house of Menelaus. They found him at home, feasting with a crowd of his kinsmen. It was a double wedding: his son's, and his daughter's, whom he was giving to the son of the great warrior Achilles. He had agreed to it and promised her while he was still at Troy, and now the gods were bringing the marriage about. So he was sending her off with chariots and horses to the city of the Myrmidons, where Achilles's son was king. For his own son he had found a bride from Sparta, the daughter of Alector. This son, Megapenthes, was born to him by a slave woman. Heaven gave Helen no more children after Hermione, who was as lovely as golden Aphrodite herself.
The classic translation · 2
So the neighbours and kinsmen of Menelaus were feasting and making merry in his house. There was a bard also to sing to them and play his lyre, while two tumblers went about performing in the midst of them when the man struck up with his tune.
Plain English · 2
So the neighbors and kinsmen of Menelaus were feasting and making merry in his house. There was a singer too, to sing for them and play the lyre, and two acrobats who tumbled about in the middle of the room whenever he struck up a tune.
The classic translation · 3
Telemachus and the son of Nestor stayed their horses at the gate, whereon Eteoneus servant to Menelaus came out, and as soon as he saw them ran hurrying back into the house to tell his Master. He went close up to him and said, “Menelaus, there are some strangers come here, two men, who look like sons of Zeus. What are we to do? Shall we take their horses out, or tell them to find friends elsewhere as they best can?”
Plain English · 3
Telemachus and Nestor's son pulled up their horses at the gate. Eteoneus, a servant of Menelaus, came out, saw them, and ran back into the house to tell his master. He went close up to him and said, "Menelaus, two strangers have arrived. They look like sons of Zeus. What are we to do? Shall we take their horses out, or send them off to find hospitality somewhere else?"
The classic translation · 4
Menelaus was very angry and said, “Eteoneus, son of Boethous, you never used to be a fool, but now you talk like a simpleton. Take their horses out, of course, and show the strangers in that they may have supper; you and I have staid often enough at other people’s houses before we got back here, where heaven grant that we may rest in peace henceforward.”
Plain English · 4
Menelaus was very angry. "Eteoneus, son of Boethous," he said, "you never used to be a fool, but you are talking like a simpleton now. Take their horses out, of course, and bring the strangers in for supper. You and I ate at other men's tables often enough before we got home. Heaven grant we can rest in peace here from now on."
The classic translation · 5
So Eteoneus bustled back and bade the other servants come with him. They took their sweating steeds from under the yoke, made them fast to the mangers, and gave them a feed of oats and barley mixed. Then they leaned the chariot against the end wall of the courtyard, and led the way into the house. Telemachus and Pisistratus were astonished when they saw it, for its splendour was as that of the sun and moon; then, when they had admired everything to their heart’s content, they went into the bath room and washed themselves.
Plain English · 5
So Eteoneus hurried back and called the other servants to come with him. They led the sweating horses out from under the yoke, tied them at the mangers, and gave them a feed of oats mixed with barley. Then they leaned the chariot against the end wall of the courtyard and led the way into the house. Telemachus and Pisistratus were astonished at the sight of it. The place shone like the sun and the moon. When they had looked their fill at everything, they went to the bathroom and washed.
The classic translation · 6
When the servants had washed them and anointed them with oil, they brought them woollen cloaks and shirts, and the two took their seats by the side of Menelaus. A maid-servant brought them water in a beautiful golden ewer, and poured it into a silver basin for them to wash their hands; and she drew a clean table beside them. An upper servant brought them bread, and offered them many good things of what there was in the house, while the carver fetched them plates of all manner of meats and set cups of gold by their side.
Plain English · 6
When the servants had washed them and rubbed them with oil, they brought them woolen cloaks and shirts, and the two of them took their seats beside Menelaus. A maid brought them water in a beautiful gold jug and poured it into a silver basin for them to wash their hands. Then she drew a clean table up beside them. A senior servant brought bread and set out the best the house had. The carver brought plates of every kind of meat and put gold cups beside them.
The classic translation · 7
Menelaus then greeted them saying, “Fall to, and welcome; when you have done supper I shall ask who you are, for the lineage of such men as you cannot have been lost. You must be descended from a line of sceptre-bearing kings, for poor people do not have such sons as you are.”
Plain English · 7
Menelaus welcomed them. "Eat, and welcome," he said. "When you have had your supper I shall ask who you are. Men like you do not come of forgotten stock. You must come from a line of kings. Poor men do not father sons like you."
The classic translation · 8
On this he handed them a piece of fat roast loin, which had been set near him as being a prime part, and they laid their hands on the good things that were before them; as soon as they had had enough to eat and drink, Telemachus said to the son of Nestor, with his head so close that no one might hear, “Look, Pisistratus, man after my own heart, see the gleam of bronze and gold—of amber, ivory, and silver. Everything is so splendid that it is like seeing the palace of Olympian Zeus. I am lost in admiration.”
Plain English · 8
With that he passed them a piece of fat roast loin, the best cut, which had been set aside near him. They reached for the food in front of them. When they had eaten and drunk enough, Telemachus put his head close to Nestor's son, so that nobody else would hear. "Look, Pisistratus," he said, "you think as I do. Look at the gleam of bronze and gold in this room, and the amber and the ivory and the silver. Everything is so splendid that it is like standing in the palace of Olympian Zeus. I am lost in wonder."
The classic translation · 9
Menelaus overheard him and said, “No one, my sons, can hold his own with Zeus, for his house and everything about him is immortal; but among mortal men—well, there may be another who has as much wealth as I have, or there may not; but at all events I have travelled much and have undergone much hardship, for it was nearly eight years before I could get home with my fleet. I went to Cyprus, Phoenicia and the Egyptians; I went also to the Ethiopians, the Sidonians, and the Erembians, and to Libya where the lambs have horns as soon as they are born, and the sheep lamb down three times a year. Every one in that country, whether master or man, has plenty of cheese, meat, and good milk, for the ewes yield all the year round. But while I was travelling and getting great riches among these people, my brother was secretly and shockingly murdered through the perfidy of his wicked wife, so that I have no pleasure in being lord of all this wealth. Whoever your parents may be they must have told you about all this, and of my heavy loss in the ruin of a stately mansion fully and magnificently furnished. Would that I had only a third of what I now have so that I had stayed at home, and all those were living who perished on the plain of Troy, far from Argos. I often grieve, as I sit here in my house, for one and all of them. At times I cry aloud for sorrow, but presently I leave off again, for crying is cold comfort and one soon tires of it. Yet grieve for these as I may, I do so for one man more than for them all. I cannot even think of him without loathing both food and sleep, so miserable does he make me, for no one of all the Achaeans worked so hard or risked so much as he did. He took nothing by it, and has left a legacy of sorrow to myself, for he has been gone a long time, and we know not whether he is alive or dead. His old father, his long-suffering wife Penelope, and his son Telemachus, whom he left behind him an infant in arms, are plunged in grief on his account.”
Plain English · 9
Menelaus overheard him. "No man can match Zeus, my sons," he said. "His house and everything in it lasts for ever. Among men, though: there may be someone as rich as I am, or there may not. At any rate I have traveled a great deal and suffered a great deal. It was nearly eight years before I got home with my fleet. I went to Cyprus, to Phoenicia, to Egypt. I went to the Ethiopians, the Sidonians and the Erembians, and to Libya, where lambs are born with horns already on their heads and the ewes give birth three times a year. Everyone there has plenty of cheese and meat and good milk, master and servant alike, because the ewes give milk all year round. But while I was traveling and gathering all this wealth, my brother was murdered at home, secretly and horribly, betrayed by his own wicked wife. So I take no pleasure in being master of it. Whoever your parents are, they will have told you about all that, and about the heavy loss I came home to: a great house, richly furnished, and ruined. I would rather have a third of what I have now, and have stayed at home, and have all those men alive who died on the plain of Troy, far from Argos. I often grieve for them, sitting here in my house, for every one of them. Sometimes I cry aloud for sorrow, and then I stop again, because crying is cold comfort and a man soon tires of it. But grieve as I may for all of them, there is one I grieve for more than the rest. I cannot even think of him without hating the sight of food and sleep, he makes me so wretched. No Achaean worked so hard or risked so much as he did. He got nothing by it, and he has left me a legacy of sorrow. He has been gone a long time, and we do not know whether he is alive or dead. His old father, his long-suffering wife Penelope, and his son Telemachus, who was a baby in arms when he left, are all sunk in grief for him."
The classic translation · 10
Thus spoke Menelaus, and the heart of Telemachus yearned as he bethought him of his father. Tears fell from his eyes as he heard him thus mentioned, so that he held his cloak before his face with both hands. When Menelaus saw this he doubted whether to let him choose his own time for speaking, or to ask him at once and find what it was all about.
Plain English · 10
So spoke Menelaus, and Telemachus's heart ached at the thought of his father. Tears came into his eyes as he heard him named, and he held his cloak up in front of his face with both hands. Menelaus saw it and could not decide whether to let him choose his own moment to speak, or to question him at once and find out what it was all about.
The classic translation · 11
While he was thus in two minds Helen came down from her high vaulted and perfumed room, looking as lovely as Artemis herself. Adraste brought her a seat, Alcippe a soft woollen rug while Phylo fetched her the silver work-box which Alcandra wife of Polybus had given her. Polybus lived in Egyptian Thebes, which is the richest city in the whole world; he gave Menelaus two baths, both of pure silver, two tripods, and ten talents of gold; besides all this, his wife gave Helen some beautiful presents, to wit, a golden distaff, and a silver work box that ran on wheels, with a gold band round the top of it. Phylo now placed this by her side, full of fine spun yarn, and a distaff charged with violet coloured wool was laid upon the top of it. Then Helen took her seat, put her feet upon the footstool, and began to question her husband.
Plain English · 11
While he was still in two minds, Helen came down from her high scented room, looking as lovely as Artemis herself. Adraste brought her a chair, Alcippe a soft woolen rug, and Phylo fetched the silver work-basket that Alcandra, the wife of Polybus, had given her. Polybus lived in Egyptian Thebes, the richest city in the world. He had given Menelaus two baths of solid silver, two three-legged cauldrons, and ten weights of gold. His wife gave Helen beautiful presents of her own: a gold spindle for spinning wool, and a silver work-basket on wheels with a gold rim round the top. Phylo set the basket down beside her now, full of fine-spun yarn, with the spindle laid across the top of it, wound with violet-colored wool. Then Helen sat down, put her feet on the footstool, and began to question her husband.
The classic translation · 12
“Do we know, Menelaus,” said she, “the names of these strangers who have come to visit us? Shall I guess right or wrong?—but I cannot help saying what I think. Never yet have I seen either man or woman so like somebody else (indeed when I look at him I hardly know what to think) as this young man is like Telemachus, whom Odysseus left as a baby behind him, when you Achaeans went to Troy with battle in your hearts, on account of my most shameless self.”
Plain English · 12
"Menelaus," she said, "do we know who these strangers are who have come to visit us? I may be right or I may be wrong. But I cannot help saying what I think. I have never seen anyone, man or woman, so like another person as this young man is like Telemachus. When I look at him I hardly know what to think. Odysseus left Telemachus behind as a baby when you Achaeans went to Troy with war in your hearts, and all because of me and my shamelessness."
The classic translation · 13
“My dear wife,” replied Menelaus, “I see the likeness just as you do. His hands and feet are just like Odysseus; so is his hair, with the shape of his head and the expression of his eyes. Moreover, when I was talking about Odysseus, and saying how much he had suffered on my account, tears fell from his eyes, and he hid his face in his mantle.”
Plain English · 13
"My dear wife," Menelaus answered, "I see the likeness just as you do. His hands and his feet are Odysseus's. So is his hair, and the shape of his head, and the look in his eyes. And when I was talking about Odysseus just now, and how much he suffered for my sake, tears ran from his eyes and he hid his face in his cloak."
The classic translation · 14
Then Pisistratus said, “Menelaus, son of Atreus, you are right in thinking that this young man is Telemachus, but he is very modest, and is ashamed to come here and begin opening up discourse with one whose conversation is so divinely interesting as your own. My father, Nestor, sent me to escort him hither, for he wanted to know whether you could give him any counsel or suggestion. A son has always trouble at home when his father has gone away leaving him without supporters; and this is how Telemachus is now placed, for his father is absent, and there is no one among his own people to stand by him.”
Plain English · 14
Then Pisistratus said, "Menelaus, son of Atreus, you are right. This is Telemachus. But he is a modest young man, and he was ashamed to come here and start holding forth to a man who talks as well as you do. My father Nestor sent me to bring him here, because he wanted to know whether you could give him any advice or suggestion. A son has trouble at home when his father has gone away and left him with nobody to stand by him. That is how Telemachus is placed now. His father is away, and there is not a man among his own people to support him."
The classic translation · 15
“Bless my heart,” replied Menelaus, “then I am receiving a visit from the son of a very dear friend, who suffered much hardship for my sake. I had always hoped to entertain him with most marked distinction when heaven had granted us a safe return from beyond the seas. I should have founded a city for him in Argos, and built him a house. I should have made him leave Ithaca with his goods, his son, and all his people, and should have sacked for them some one of the neighbouring cities that are subject to me. We should thus have seen one another continually, and nothing but death could have interrupted so close and happy an intercourse. I suppose, however, that heaven grudged us such great good fortune, for it has prevented the poor fellow from ever getting home at all.”
Plain English · 15
"Bless my heart," said Menelaus, "then I have the son of a very dear friend under my roof, a man who went through great hardship for my sake. I always meant to give him a welcome beyond anything, if heaven ever granted us a safe voyage home across the sea. I would have founded a city for him in Argos and built him a house. I would have brought him out of Ithaca with his goods, his son and all his people, and cleared one of the towns that answer to me, so that they could live in it. Then we would have seen each other constantly, and nothing but death could have broken up so close and happy a friendship. I suppose heaven begrudged us that much good fortune, though, because it has kept the poor man from ever getting home at all."
The classic translation · 16
Thus did he speak, and his words set them all a weeping. Helen wept, Telemachus wept, and so did Menelaus, nor could Pisistratus keep his eyes from filling, when he remembered his dear brother Antilochus whom the son of bright Dawn had killed. Thereon he said to Menelaus,
Plain English · 16
He spoke, and his words set them all weeping. Helen wept, and Telemachus wept, and so did Menelaus. Pisistratus could not keep his eyes dry either, remembering his dear brother Antilochus, whom the son of bright Dawn had killed. So he said to Menelaus:
The classic translation · 17
“Sir, my father Nestor, when we used to talk about you at home, told me you were a person of rare and excellent understanding. If, then, it be possible, do as I would urge you. I am not fond of crying while I am getting my supper. Morning will come in due course, and in the forenoon I care not how much I cry for those that are dead and gone. This is all we can do for the poor things. We can only shave our heads for them and wring the tears from our cheeks. I had a brother who died at Troy; he was by no means the worst man there; you are sure to have known him—his name was Antilochus; I never set eyes upon him myself, but they say that he was singularly fleet of foot and in fight valiant.”
Plain English · 17
"Sir, my father Nestor used to tell me, when we talked about you at home, that you were a man of rare good sense. If it is possible, then, do as I ask you. I do not like crying while I am eating my supper. Morning will come soon enough, and I do not mind how much I cry then for the men who are dead and gone. It is all we can do for the poor things. We can cut our hair short for them and wipe the tears off our cheeks. I had a brother who died at Troy. He was far from the worst man there. You must have known him: his name was Antilochus. I never set eyes on him myself, but they say he could outrun anyone and was brave in a fight."
The classic translation · 18
“Your discretion, my friend,” answered Menelaus, “is beyond your years. It is plain you take after your father. One can soon see when a man is son to one whom heaven has blessed both as regards wife and offspring—and it has blessed Nestor from first to last all his days, giving him a green old age in his own house, with sons about him who are both well disposed and valiant. We will put an end therefore to all this weeping, and attend to our supper again. Let water be poured over our hands. Telemachus and I can talk with one another fully in the morning.”
Plain English · 18
"You have more sense than your years, my friend," Menelaus answered. "It is plain you take after your father. You can tell at once when a man's father has been blessed by heaven in his wife and in his children. Heaven has blessed Nestor from first to last, all his days. It has given him a hale old age in his own house, with sons round him who are sensible and brave. So let us stop all this weeping and get back to our supper. Let water be poured over our hands. Telemachus and I can talk properly in the morning."
The classic translation · 19
On this Asphalion, one of the servants, poured water over their hands and they laid their hands on the good things that were before them.
Plain English · 19
At that Asphalion, one of the servants, poured water over their hands, and they reached for the food in front of them.
The classic translation · 20
Then Zeus’s daughter Helen bethought her of another matter. She drugged the wine with an herb that banishes all care, sorrow, and ill humour. Whoever drinks wine thus drugged cannot shed a single tear all the rest of the day, not even though his father and mother both of them drop down dead, or he sees a brother or a son hewn in pieces before his very eyes. This drug, of such sovereign power and virtue, had been given to Helen by Polydamna wife of Thon, a woman of Egypt, where there grow all sorts of herbs, some good to put into the mixing bowl and others poisonous. Moreover, every one in the whole country is a skilled physician, for they are of the race of Paeeon. When Helen had put this drug in the bowl, and had told the servants to serve the wine round, she said:
Plain English · 20
Then Helen, daughter of Zeus, thought of something else. She drugged the wine with a herb that drives away all care, sorrow and bad temper. Anyone who drinks wine mixed with it cannot shed a single tear for the rest of the day. Not if his mother and father both drop dead in front of him. Not if he watches a brother or a son cut to pieces before his eyes. The drug was that powerful. Polydamna, the wife of Thon, had given it to Helen in Egypt. All sorts of herbs grow there, some good to put in the mixing bowl, and some of them poison. Everyone in that country is a skilled doctor too. When Helen had put the drug in the bowl and told the servants to pour the wine round, she said:
The classic translation · 21
“Menelaus, son of Atreus, and you my good friends, sons of honourable men (which is as Zeus wills, for he is the giver both of good and evil, and can do what he chooses), feast here as you will, and listen while I tell you a tale in season. I cannot indeed name every single one of the exploits of Odysseus, but I can say what he did when he was before Troy, and you Achaeans were in all sorts of difficulties. He covered himself with wounds and bruises, dressed himself all in rags, and entered the enemy’s city looking like a menial or a beggar, and quite different from what he did when he was among his own people. In this disguise he entered the city of Troy, and no one said anything to him. I alone recognised him and began to question him, but he was too cunning for me. When, however, I had washed and anointed him and had given him clothes, and after I had sworn a solemn oath not to betray him to the Trojans till he had got safely back to his own camp and to the ships, he told me all that the Achaeans meant to do. He killed many Trojans and got much information before he reached the Achaean camp, for all which things the Trojan women made lamentation, but for my own part I was glad, for my heart was beginning to yearn after my home, and I was unhappy about the wrong that Aphrodite had done me in taking me over there, away from my country, my little girl, and my lawful wedded husband, who is indeed by no means deficient either in person or understanding.”
Plain English · 21
"Menelaus, son of Atreus, and you, my good friends, sons of honorable men, feast here as you please, and listen while I tell you a story that fits the moment. What we get is as Zeus wills. He gives good and bad, and he can do as he chooses. I cannot name every single thing Odysseus did. But I can tell you what he did at Troy, when you Achaeans were in every kind of difficulty. He covered himself in cuts and bruises, dressed himself in rags, and walked into the enemy's city looking like a servant or a beggar, nothing like the man he was among his own people. He came into Troy in that disguise, and nobody said a word to him. I was the only one who knew him. I began questioning him, but he was too cunning for me. In the end I washed him and rubbed him with oil and gave him clothes, and I swore a solemn oath not to give him away to the Trojans until he was safely back at his own camp and the ships. Then he told me everything the Achaeans meant to do. He killed a great many Trojans and gathered a great deal of information before he got back to the Achaean camp. The Trojan women wailed over it, but I was glad. My heart had already begun to turn toward home. I was miserable about the wrong Aphrodite had done me, taking me over there, away from my country, my daughter, and my lawful husband, who is not a man to be faulted in looks or in sense."
The classic translation · 22
Then Menelaus said, “All that you have been saying, my dear wife, is true. I have travelled much, and have had much to do with heroes, but I have never seen such another man as Odysseus. What endurance too, and what courage he displayed within the wooden horse, wherein all the bravest of the Achaeans were lying in wait to bring death and destruction upon the Trojans. At that moment you came up to us; some god who wished well to the Trojans must have set you on to it and you had Deiphobus with you. Three times did you go all round our hiding place and pat it; you called our chiefs each by his own name, and mimicked all our wives—Diomed, Odysseus, and I from our seats inside heard what a noise you made. Diomed and I could not make up our minds whether to spring out then and there, or to answer you from inside, but Odysseus held us all in check, so we sat quite still, all except Anticlus, who was beginning to answer you, when Odysseus clapped his two brawny hands over his mouth, and kept them there. It was this that saved us all, for he muzzled Anticlus till Athena took you away again.”
Plain English · 22
Then Menelaus said, "Everything you have said is true, my dear wife. I have traveled a great deal and had a great deal to do with heroes, but I never saw another man like Odysseus. Think of the endurance and the courage he showed inside the wooden horse, where the bravest of the Achaeans were lying in wait to bring death and destruction on the Trojans. That was when you came up to us. Some god who wanted the Trojans to win must have put you up to it, and you had Deiphobus with you. Three times you walked all the way round our hiding place, patting it. You called our chiefs by name, one after another, and you imitated all our wives. Diomed and Odysseus and I were sitting inside, and we heard the noise you made. Diomed and I could not decide whether to burst out then and there or to answer you from inside. Odysseus held us all back. So we sat perfectly still, all of us except Anticlus, who was starting to answer you when Odysseus clapped both his great hands over the man's mouth and held them there. That saved every one of us. He kept Anticlus muzzled until Athena took you away again."
The classic translation · 23
“How sad,” exclaimed Telemachus, “that all this was of no avail to save him, nor yet his own iron courage. But now, sir, be pleased to send us all to bed, that we may lie down and enjoy the blessed boon of sleep.”
Plain English · 23
"How sad," said Telemachus, "that none of it was any use to him in the end, nor his own iron courage either. But now, sir, be so good as to send us to bed, so that we can lie down and enjoy the blessing of sleep."
The classic translation · 24
On this Helen told the maid servants to set beds in the room that was in the gatehouse, and to make them with good red rugs, and spread coverlets on the top of them with woollen cloaks for the guests to wear. So the maids went out, carrying a torch, and made the beds, to which a man-servant presently conducted the strangers. Thus, then, did Telemachus and Pisistratus sleep there in the forecourt, while the son of Atreus lay in an inner room with lovely Helen by his side.
Plain English · 24
So Helen told the maids to set up beds in the room in the gatehouse. They were to make them with good red rugs, spread coverlets over the top, and lay out woolen cloaks for the guests to wear. The maids went out with a torch and made the beds, and a manservant showed the strangers to them. So Telemachus and Pisistratus slept there in the forecourt. The son of Atreus lay in an inner room, with lovely Helen beside him.
The classic translation · 25
When the child of morning, rosy-fingered Dawn appeared, Menelaus rose and dressed himself. He bound his sandals on to his comely feet, girded his sword about his shoulders, and left his room looking like an immortal god. Then, taking a seat near Telemachus he said:
Plain English · 25
When Dawn, the rosy-fingered child of morning, appeared, Menelaus got up and dressed. He tied his sandals on his fine feet, slung his sword over his shoulder, and left his room looking like a god. Then he took a seat near Telemachus and said:
The classic translation · 26
“And what, Telemachus, has led you to take this long sea voyage to Lacedaemon? Are you on public, or private business? Tell me all about it.”
Plain English · 26
"What has brought you all this way by sea to Lacedaemon, Telemachus? Is it public business or your own? Tell me about it."
The classic translation · 27
“I have come, sir,” replied Telemachus, “to see if you can tell me anything about my father. I am being eaten out of house and home; my fair estate is being wasted, and my house is full of miscreants who keep killing great numbers of my sheep and oxen, on the pretence of paying their addresses to my mother. Therefore, I am suppliant at your knees if haply you may tell me about my father’s melancholy end, whether you saw it with your own eyes, or heard it from some other traveller; for he was a man born to trouble. Do not soften things out of any pity for myself, but tell me in all plainness exactly what you saw. If my brave father Odysseus ever did you loyal service either by word or deed, when you Achaeans were harassed by the Trojans, bear it in mind now as in my favour and tell me truly all.”
Plain English · 27
"I have come, sir," Telemachus answered, "to see whether you can tell me anything about my father. My household is being eaten bare. My good estate is being wasted. My house is full of scoundrels who keep slaughtering my sheep and cattle by the score, and their excuse is that they are courting my mother. So I have come to you and taken hold of your knees, as a man does when he begs for help. Tell me how my father died, if you will, whether you saw it yourself or heard it from some other traveler. He was a man born to trouble. Do not soften it out of pity for me. Tell me plainly exactly what you saw. If my brave father ever served you well, in word or in deed, when you Achaeans were suffering at the hands of the Trojans, remember it now and tell me the whole truth."
The classic translation · 28
Menelaus on hearing this was very much shocked. “So,” he exclaimed, “these cowards would usurp a brave man’s bed? A hind might as well lay her new born young in the lair of a lion, and then go off to feed in the forest or in some grassy dell: the lion when he comes back to his lair will make short work with the pair of them—and so will Odysseus with these suitors. By father Zeus, Athena, and Apollo, if Odysseus is still the man that he was when he wrestled with Philomeleides in Lesbos, and threw him so heavily that all the Achaeans cheered him—if he is still such and were to come near these suitors, they would have a short shrift and a sorry wedding. As regards your questions, however, I will not prevaricate nor deceive you, but will tell you without concealment all that the old man of the sea told me.
Plain English · 28
Menelaus was shocked to hear it. "So," he cried, "these cowards would take a brave man's bed? A deer might as well lay her newborn fawns down in a lion's den and then wander off to graze in the woods or some grassy hollow. When the lion comes back to his den he will make short work of the pair of them. Odysseus will do the same to these suitors. By father Zeus, by Athena and Apollo, remember how Odysseus wrestled Philomeleides in Lesbos and threw him so hard that every Achaean cheered. If he is still that man and came anywhere near these suitors, they would not last long, and it would be a sorry wedding. As for your questions, I will not dodge them or mislead you. I will tell you everything the old man of the sea told me, and hide nothing.
The classic translation · 29
“I was trying to come on here, but the gods detained me in Egypt, for my hecatombs had not given them full satisfaction, and the gods are very strict about having their dues. Now off Egypt, about as far as a ship can sail in a day with a good stiff breeze behind her, there is an island called Pharos—it has a good harbour from which vessels can get out into open sea when they have taken in water—and here the gods becalmed me twenty days without so much as a breath of fair wind to help me forward. We should have run clean out of provisions and my men would have starved, if a goddess had not taken pity upon me and saved me in the person of Idothea, daughter to Proteus, the old man of the sea, for she had taken a great fancy to me.
Plain English · 29
"I was trying to get here, but the gods kept me in Egypt. The hundred oxen I had offered them had not satisfied them, and the gods are strict about being given their due. There is an island off Egypt called Pharos, about as far out as a ship can sail in a day with a stiff breeze behind her. It has a good harbor, where ships can take on water and then get out into the open sea again. There the gods becalmed me for twenty days, without so much as a breath of fair wind to move me on. We would have run clean out of food and my men would have starved, if a goddess had not taken pity on me. Idothea, the daughter of Proteus, the old man of the sea, had taken a great liking to me, and she saved me.
The classic translation · 30
“She came to me one day when I was by myself, as I often was, for the men used to go with their barbed hooks, all over the island in the hope of catching a fish or two to save them from the pangs of hunger. ‘Stranger,’ said she, ‘it seems to me that you like starving in this way—at any rate it does not greatly trouble you, for you stick here day after day, without even trying to get away though your men are dying by inches.’
Plain English · 30
"She came to me one day when I was on my own, as I often was. The men used to go all over the island with their barbed hooks, hoping to catch a fish or two and keep the hunger off. 'Stranger,' she said, 'you seem to like starving. At any rate it does not seem to trouble you much. You stick here day after day without even trying to get away, while your men are dying by inches.'
The classic translation · 31
“‘Let me tell you,’ said I, ‘whichever of the goddesses you may happen to be, that I am not staying here of my own accord, but must have offended the gods that live in heaven. Tell me, therefore, for the gods know everything, which of the immortals it is that is hindering me in this way, and tell me also how I may sail the sea so as to reach my home.’
Plain English · 31
"'Let me tell you, whichever goddess you are,' I said, 'that I am not staying here because I want to. I must have offended the gods who live in heaven. So tell me, since the gods know everything, which of the immortals is holding me here like this. And tell me how I can sail the sea and get home.'
The classic translation · 32
“‘Stranger,’ replied she, ‘I will make it all quite clear to you. There is an old immortal who lives under the sea hereabouts and whose name is Proteus. He is an Egyptian, and people say he is my father; he is Poseidon’s head man and knows every inch of ground all over the bottom of the sea. If you can snare him and hold him tight, he will tell you about your voyage, what courses you are to take, and how you are to sail the sea so as to reach your home. He will also tell you, if you so will, all that has been going on at your house both good and bad, while you have been away on your long and dangerous journey.’
Plain English · 32
"'Stranger,' she answered, 'I will make it all quite clear to you. There is an old immortal who lives under the sea near here, and his name is Proteus. He is an Egyptian, and people say he is my father. He is Poseidon's right-hand man, and he knows every inch of the sea floor. If you can trap him and hold him tight, he will tell you about your voyage, what course to take, and how to sail the sea and get home. He will also tell you, if you want to know, everything that has been going on in your house, good and bad, while you have been away on your long and dangerous journey.'
The classic translation · 33
“‘Can you show me,’ said I, ‘some stratagem by means of which I may catch this old god without his suspecting it and finding me out? For a god is not easily caught—not by a mortal man.’
Plain English · 33
"'Can you show me some trick,' I said, 'for catching this old god without his suspecting anything and finding me out? A god is not easily caught. Not by a mortal man.'
The classic translation · 34
“‘Stranger,’ said she, ‘I will make it all quite clear to you. About the time when the sun shall have reached mid heaven, the old man of the sea comes up from under the waves, heralded by the West wind that furs the water over his head. As soon as he has come up he lies down, and goes to sleep in a great sea cave, where the seals—Halosydne’s chickens as they call them—come up also from the grey sea, and go to sleep in shoals all round him; and a very strong and fish-like smell do they bring with them. Early tomorrow morning I will take you to this place and will lay you in ambush. Pick out, therefore, the three best men you have in your fleet, and I will tell you all the tricks that the old man will play you.
Plain English · 34
"'Stranger,' she said, 'I will make it all quite clear to you. Around the time the sun reaches the middle of the sky, the old man of the sea comes up from under the waves. The west wind comes with him, ruffling the water over his head. As soon as he is up he lies down and goes to sleep in a great sea cave. The seals come up out of the gray sea too, and go to sleep in packs all round him. They bring a very strong smell of fish with them. Early tomorrow morning I will take you there and hide you in a place to wait. So pick out the three best men in your fleet, and I will tell you all the tricks the old man will play on you.
The classic translation · 35
“‘First he will look over all his seals, and count them; then, when he has seen them and tallied them on his five fingers, he will go to sleep among them, as a shepherd among his sheep. The moment you see that he is asleep seize him; put forth all your strength and hold him fast, for he will do his very utmost to get away from you. He will turn himself into every kind of creature that goes upon the earth, and will become also both fire and water; but you must hold him fast and grip him tighter and tighter, till he begins to talk to you and comes back to what he was when you saw him go to sleep; then you may slacken your hold and let him go; and you can ask him which of the gods it is that is angry with you, and what you must do to reach your home over the seas.’
Plain English · 35
"'First he will look over all his seals and count them. When he has seen them and tallied them on his five fingers, he will lie down among them and go to sleep, the way a shepherd sleeps among his sheep. The moment you see he is asleep, take hold of him. Put out all your strength and hold him fast, because he will do everything he can to get away from you. He will turn himself into every kind of creature that walks the earth. He will turn into fire, and into water. But you must hold him fast, and grip him tighter and tighter, until he starts talking to you and turns back into the shape he had when you saw him lie down. Then you can loosen your grip and let him go. And then you can ask him which of the gods is angry with you, and what you must do to get home across the sea.'
The classic translation · 36
“Having so said she dived under the waves, whereon I turned back to the place where my ships were ranged upon the shore; and my heart was clouded with care as I went along. When I reached my ship we got supper ready, for night was falling, and camped down upon the beach.
Plain English · 36
"With that she dived under the waves. I turned back to the place where my ships were drawn up on the shore, and my heart was heavy with worry as I went. When I reached my ship we got supper ready, because night was falling, and we camped down on the beach.
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